โif thatโs a joke, i love it. if not, i cannot wait to unpack that with you.โ
โdo you believe in ghosts?โ
โgood times arenโt always a good time, iโve found.โ
โi never know how to react when a grown man beatboxes in front of me.โ
โsometimes the best way to stick it to the man is to go right between his legs, huh?โ
โiโm not always sure whatโs a joke and what isnโt.โ
โiโm me. why would i wanna be anything else?โ
โand all this time i thought men couldnโt multitask.โ
โi am equally livid.โ
โiโm sorry, i have a real tricky time hearing folks who donโt believe in themselves.โ
โi am cute as a button and i can rhyme my ass off. god, itโs no wonder they want to destroy me.โ
โthatโs not a compliment iโve had before.โ
โyou know what you do with tough cookies, donchya? you dip โem in milk!โ
โi used to think that was the funniest thing iโd ever seen, but then i just saw that, and now iโm gonna have to rethink my order of what i think is the funniest thing iโve ever seen.โ
โyou look like youโve forgotten something.โ
โi donโt like being tricked.โ
โwow, youโre like, really, really bad at impressions, man.โ
โi know heโs trying to push my buttons, but i cannot be manipulated!โ
โi could push all of your buttons right now if i wanted to.โ
โit made me think of you. itโs strong and a bit prickly.โ
โyou know, iโve decided to not be scared of you anymore.โ
โcome on, you wouldnโt have said something if you werenโt dying to show someone.โ
โi feel like a teenage boy. i canโt stop staring at them.โ
โwow, you really blew my brains out with those beautiful breasts of yours!โ
โenough. iโve had it with your mind games and your stupid gifts.โ
โwhat youโre doing is irresponsible.โ
โfor me, success is not about the wins and losses.โ
โit ainโt always easy, but neither is growing up without someone believing in you.โ
โi really enjoyed getting to spend this time with you.โ
โiโm done with you being a prick to everyone.โ
โi am a world class problem solver.โ
โoi. down, boy.โ
โi had a hunch you were going to pick this dress. and might i say, you are wearing the heck out of it.โ
โthis is gonna be so uncomfortable.โ
โwell, hereโs an idea thatโs gonna help a little or hurt a whole lot: who needs a drink?โ
โwhy is your face so close to mine?โ
โi donโt want to be alone.โ
โyou looked so jealous. it was so cool.โ
โoh, you think jealousy is cool, do you?โ
โyou do not want to judge this book by its cover right here, okay?โ
โyou may think that youโre the only one who can see who he really is, but youโre not.โ
โwill you stop being mad at me now?โ
โdo you even know what youโre sorry for?โ
โbeing accountable matters.โ
โdo you wanna go get, like, really drunk?โ
โyou really donโt have to talk about this if you donโt want to.โ
โit feels good to laugh.โ
โand this sharing of feelings is because i opened up to you? well, thatโs a lesson learned.โ
โyou canโt get mad! you broke up with me.โ
โwhat am i supposed to do? shower by myself?โ
โwhy be sorry? i think itโs all going rather smashingly.โ
โno judgement, but are you back with that twat?โ
โiโd kiss you on the mouth if i could reach those lips.โ
โiโm sort of famous for being almost famous.โ
โnice recovery. well executed.โ
โevery day i wake up hoping that iโll feel the way i felt at the beginning.โ
โthatโs the thing though, isnโt it? if youโre with the right person, even the hard times are easy.โ
โi promised myself i would never quit anything in my life.โ
โi really wanted to be the one to comfort you, not break it to you.โ
โwow! that was on purpose, yes?โ
โwe got ourselves a curse to reverse.โ
โthatโs too many ghosts.โ
โwe cannot fight them all.โ
โyouโre a battler. itโs really hot. but maybe someday you should stop battling people who are just trying to help you.โ
โa lot warmer over there by the fire.โ
โyouโre not always right. most of the time youโre an arse.โ
โi didnโt know i had abandonment issues until right now!โ
โiโm gonna tell you something, but then i donโt wanna talk about it ever again, okay?โ
โi could really use a bucket of coffee to nurse this hangover.โ
โyou seem intent on going 12 rounds with yourself. why? what did you do wrong?โ
โso thatโs how you get sex? by not trying for sex?โ
โyou took off like it was a shit kiss, and it was not a shit kiss! i was on fire.โ
โwhy donโt you just come and tell me how you feel about it once youโve figured out how to speak again?โ
โokay, this is my fucking nightmare.โ
โi like to give away joy for free.โ
โso, why should i trust this sudden change of heart?โ
โi believe some folks call it white knighting, but iโm just following my gut here.โ
โiโm gonna kiss you now. unless itโs gonna make you run away again.โ
โi thought we were friends. you had every opportunity to do the right thing and you never did.โ
โdonโt deny it or pretend that you donโt know.โ
โcan you just tell me i fucked up and then go?โ
โimagine doing something unforgivable to someone who doesnโt deserve it and then having to look them in the eye and tell them what youโve done.โ
โi forgive you.โ
โyou know, i think that if you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ainโt nothing you canโt get through together.โ
โthere are a lot of surprises happening here.โ
โi think it makes me look how i feel: chill.โ
โyou know what the little shit did? he forgave me.โ
โi lost my way for a minute, but iโm on the road back.โ
โi think men who feel sorry for themselves are so sexy.โ
โwho put a firecracker up your butt and lit it?โ
โthat was the sexiest fucking thing iโve ever seen in my life.โ
โi never know how to react when a grown man does the carlton in front of me.โ
โlast night i had a nightmare that i was pecking you to death like a crow. iโm so sorry.โ
โthis is why itโs hard to love you.โ
โoops, innit?โ
โitโs the hope that kills you.โ
โnot everyone in your life is out to get you.โ
โwhat? thought you respected honesty.โ
โi think itโs the lack of hope that comes and gets you.โ
โi believe in hope. i believe in belief.โ
โi love you when you give a shit.โ