βif thatβs a joke, i love it. if not, i cannot wait to unpack that with you.β
βdo you believe in ghosts?β
βgood times arenβt always a good time, iβve found.β
βi never know how to react when a grown man beatboxes in front of me.β
βsometimes the best way to stick it to the man is to go right between his legs, huh?β
βiβm not always sure whatβs a joke and what isnβt.β
βiβm me. why would i wanna be anything else?β
βand all this time i thought men couldnβt multitask.β
βi am equally livid.β
βiβm sorry, i have a real tricky time hearing folks who donβt believe in themselves.β
βi am cute as a button and i can rhyme my ass off. god, itβs no wonder they want to destroy me.β
βthatβs not a compliment iβve had before.β
βyou know what you do with tough cookies, donchya? you dip βem in milk!β
βi used to think that was the funniest thing iβd ever seen, but then i just saw that, and now iβm gonna have to rethink my order of what i think is the funniest thing iβve ever seen.β
βyou look like youβve forgotten something.β
βi donβt like being tricked.β
βwow, youβre like, really, really bad at impressions, man.β
βi know heβs trying to push my buttons, but i cannot be manipulated!β
βi could push all of your buttons right now if i wanted to.β
βit made me think of you. itβs strong and a bit prickly.β
βyou know, iβve decided to not be scared of you anymore.β
βcome on, you wouldnβt have said something if you werenβt dying to show someone.β
βi feel like a teenage boy. i canβt stop staring at them.β
βwow, you really blew my brains out with those beautiful breasts of yours!β
βenough. iβve had it with your mind games and your stupid gifts.β
βwhat youβre doing is irresponsible.β
βfor me, success is not about the wins and losses.β
βit ainβt always easy, but neither is growing up without someone believing in you.β
βi really enjoyed getting to spend this time with you.β
βiβm done with you being a prick to everyone.β
βi am a world class problem solver.β
βoi. down, boy.β
βi had a hunch you were going to pick this dress. and might i say, you are wearing the heck out of it.β
βthis is gonna be so uncomfortable.β
βwell, hereβs an idea thatβs gonna help a little or hurt a whole lot: who needs a drink?β
βwhy is your face so close to mine?β
βi donβt want to be alone.β
βyou looked so jealous. it was so cool.β
βoh, you think jealousy is cool, do you?β
βyou do not want to judge this book by its cover right here, okay?β
βyou may think that youβre the only one who can see who he really is, but youβre not.β
βwill you stop being mad at me now?β
βdo you even know what youβre sorry for?β
βbeing accountable matters.β
βdo you wanna go get, like, really drunk?β
βyou really donβt have to talk about this if you donβt want to.β
βit feels good to laugh.β
βand this sharing of feelings is because i opened up to you? well, thatβs a lesson learned.β
βyou canβt get mad! you broke up with me.β
βwhat am i supposed to do? shower by myself?β
βwhy be sorry? i think itβs all going rather smashingly.β
βno judgement, but are you back with that twat?β
βiβd kiss you on the mouth if i could reach those lips.β
βiβm sort of famous for being almost famous.β
βnice recovery. well executed.β
βevery day i wake up hoping that iβll feel the way i felt at the beginning.β
βthatβs the thing though, isnβt it? if youβre with the right person, even the hard times are easy.β
βi promised myself i would never quit anything in my life.β
βi really wanted to be the one to comfort you, not break it to you.β
βwow! that was on purpose, yes?β
βwe got ourselves a curse to reverse.β
βthatβs too many ghosts.β
βwe cannot fight them all.β
βyouβre a battler. itβs really hot. but maybe someday you should stop battling people who are just trying to help you.β
βa lot warmer over there by the fire.β
βyouβre not always right. most of the time youβre an arse.β
βi didnβt know i had abandonment issues until right now!β
βiβm gonna tell you something, but then i donβt wanna talk about it ever again, okay?β
βi could really use a bucket of coffee to nurse this hangover.β
βyou seem intent on going 12 rounds with yourself. why? what did you do wrong?β
βso thatβs how you get sex? by not trying for sex?β
βyou took off like it was a shit kiss, and it was not a shit kiss! i was on fire.β
βwhy donβt you just come and tell me how you feel about it once youβve figured out how to speak again?β
βokay, this is my fucking nightmare.β
βi like to give away joy for free.β
βso, why should i trust this sudden change of heart?β
βi believe some folks call it white knighting, but iβm just following my gut here.β
βiβm gonna kiss you now. unless itβs gonna make you run away again.β
βi thought we were friends. you had every opportunity to do the right thing and you never did.β
βdonβt deny it or pretend that you donβt know.β
βcan you just tell me i fucked up and then go?β
βimagine doing something unforgivable to someone who doesnβt deserve it and then having to look them in the eye and tell them what youβve done.β
βi forgive you.β
βyou know, i think that if you care about someone, and you got a little love in your heart, there ainβt nothing you canβt get through together.β
βthere are a lot of surprises happening here.β
βi think it makes me look how i feel: chill.β
βyou know what the little shit did? he forgave me.β
βi lost my way for a minute, but iβm on the road back.β
βi think men who feel sorry for themselves are so sexy.β
βwho put a firecracker up your butt and lit it?β
βthat was the sexiest fucking thing iβve ever seen in my life.β
βi never know how to react when a grown man does the carlton in front of me.β
βlast night i had a nightmare that i was pecking you to death like a crow. iβm so sorry.β
βthis is why itβs hard to love you.β
βoops, innit?β
βitβs the hope that kills you.β
βnot everyone in your life is out to get you.β
βwhat? thought you respected honesty.β
βi think itβs the lack of hope that comes and gets you.β
βi believe in hope. i believe in belief.β
βi love you when you give a shit.β