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so the apple cake we made a few days ago is, supposedly, an old family recipe: we just asked partner's mother, who said "it's my mother's recipe, and before her, my grandmother's - it's an old eastern european jewish recipe".
... it's almost identical to this recipe - partner's version has more orange juice, and drops the vanilla, and the whole thing has been scaled up a little.
i'm just charmed by the way everyone thinks it's a family recipe, and in the end, everyone got it from a magazine or a neighbor (who in turn got it from a magazine).
And the recipe, it didnât come from her mother or her motherâs mother (âMy mother? Bake a cake? Ha!â my mother said.) but a clipping that a neighbor gave her from some now-defunct magazine.
My grandmother makes a very similar cake in a bundt pan. I liked to make up stories that it was from her motherâs mother and filled with mystery and mystique and then she told me she got it out of a Home and Garden magazine only 20 or so years ago.
We have something in common! This exact recipe was considered a family heirloom. I remember adding it to my family tree history for a school assignment. My father made up stories about it â something about escaping Poland with it. And then one day my mother came clean, it was just a recipe my mom got at the tennis club from one of her friends. The horror!
I kept thinking, thereâs no way this could be the same recipe as MY momâs apple cake, right? WRONG. Itâs exactly the same recipe.
No way! My grandmother and mother make the EXACT same apple cake, and have passed the tradition on to me. I am, incidentally, amused to report that our recipe comes not from the old world or even an old neighbor, but instead from a 1960s Catholic church community cookbook.
now, what partner and i suspect has happened is this: oodles of eastern european jews immigrated to the US between 1880-1925, and with them came, if not recipes for apple cake, then at least the memory thereof. distinct-by-family apple cake recipes abounded.
at some point, some genius put orange juice in their apple cake. this recipe has a lot going for it: all the measurements are nice round numbers: 1 cup oil, 2 cups sugar, 3 cups flour, 4 eggs. there's a secret ingredient (orange juice). it's hard to overbake it. it tastes great even if you mess up the ingredients. you bake it in a bundt pan and it looks pretty nice without any kind of glazing, maybe in a little bit of a retro 50s coffeecake kinda way, but the flavor's good enough it doesn't need anything extra.
so yeah, this recipe outcompeted all the other sharlotkas and szarlotkas out there, and now it's everyone's family recipe.
the earliest written version of it that i could verify (conceivably - i don't feel like getting my mitts on that book) is apparently some 80s church cookbook, which is, y'know, kinda funny:
The cake may have first been written down in a church cookbook from Smith Island, Maryland in 1981, alongside spectacularly non-kosher items like âcrab loaf.â I suspect that the cake is âJewishâ in the same way that old recipes label anything stir-fried as âChineseâ or anything with corn as âMexican,â except with the weird bonus that the cake actually is easy to bake in kosher households, and, I suppose, that my actually Jewish family adopted it as our own.
(eta: it's a cookbook for and by a community, certainly, but it doesn't seem to actually be a church cookbook. also eta: i've figured it out; it was printed in two cookbooks within a few years of each other, the earlier being "Favorite Recipes from Trinity Church", 1981 Maryland. )
there's some similar apple cake recipes pre-1980, like this 1973 Teddy's Apple Cake, but that one's missing the orange juice.
it's a very, very, very good cake, by the way.
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i feel like people aren't getting how dire ai is. we are running out of drinkable water. our brains aren't engaging as much with what we see and hear. people near data centers don't get clean water and experience electricity blackouts. it's being used to make pornography of underaged people and women. it often just lies. it affirms everything. it lies. it has made people kill themselves. it lies for gods sake. and people act as if im dramatic for being staunchly against it. 'now i KNOOW you hate ai and whatever, but look at this cute video' this isn't me being a new age puritan about internet videos, this is about the fucking earth and our future living on this planet. people are suffering now, people will suffer more, and my friends and parents will roll their eyes and think im annoying for despising ai so explicitly. we need to wake up because we cannot live like this
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They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They donât jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldnât have survived because weâd have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
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Transphobia is about to be signed into law in the UK. We can fight this.
I am begging the UK trans community and its allies to attend the Mass Lobby at Parliament on June 25th, 11am-4pm, organised by Trans Solidarity Alliance.
Last year we broke the record for an LGBT+ mass lobby of Parliament. Will you help us break it again? Join us on 25th June 2026 to demand be
The new EHRC Code of Practice pushes trans people out of toilets, hospital wards, and community spaces. It normalises gender policing based on appearance and stereotypes. It becomes statutory guidance in the UK by the end of June.
Trans people are now legally their assigned gender at birth and must join gendered spaces accordingly, but if they are perceived as their lived gender, they can also be ejected from those spaces. The guidance says: either break the law, or donât pass too well.
A mass lobby is where you invite your MP to discuss your concerns with you in-person. Ask your MP to:
Demand full parliamentary scrutiny, debate, and use their free vote on the EHRC Code of Practice.
Support any motions rejecting the EHRC guidance. As of June 4th, Labour MP Nadia Whittome has submitted a prayer motion - Early Day Motion 240.
Write to Bridget Phillipson, the Minister for Women and Equalities about our concerns
Your MP does not have to be an ally, they do not have to respond to your email for you to show up and greencard them (details below the cut.) What matters is that as many people as possible show up.
I cannot stress this enough: Showing up in person matters. It is much more effective than petitions, emails, and letters.
It is a horrible, stressful time, and I am so sorry if you're trans and live in the UK. But I was at last year's mass lobby and the line for greencarding alone stretched around the back gates. It was a record breaking mass lobby and made us impossible to ignore. Let's do even better this time. Details under the cut:
Can everyone who makes video content do a Deaf bitch a favor? Watch your shit with the captions on and the sound off, and then do another round of editing to fix things including but not limited to:
Captions cover the spot on the screen you put the information I need
The dialogue is captioned but not the song you have playing that the dialogue is responding to
You only captioned the person on the screen, not the person off screen who is also talking
No captioning of critical sound effects (alarms, bells, dogs barking, etc)
Speakers are not labelled at moments where it is not clear on the screen who is talking.
Captions cover the spot on the screen that you put the information I need!
Other d/Deaf people welcome to add.
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I could write a dissertation about this and instead only have time for a few paragraphs but. Looking back on Psych with more knowledge about neurodiversity and how people feel about actually being around folks with neurodiversity-related traitsâŚ
I have a LOT of feelings about how Gus has so many of the autistic (and some ADHD) traits that people find annoying and grating and get pissed off about (correcting people, infodumping, dropping special interests into unrelated conversations, rigidity in folllowing rules, etc) and Shawn has so many of the ADHD (and some autistic) traits that people find annoying etc (physical and verbal hyperactivity, jumping between tasks and jobs and so forth, habitual lying, interrupting in conversation, etc), BUT
With each other they sort of⌠build their relationship around those things, instead of treating them as Problems. Gus corrects incorrect things and Shawn forgets correct things (or habitually lies or etc) so they build an entire recurring bit around the situation where those traits intersect (âIâve heard it both waysâ) that turns it from a source of conflict into a shared in-joke ritual. When Shawn starts up one of his elaborate lies Gus immediately swings into commit to the bit back-up mode. Shawn treats Gusâs infodumping as a social strategy.
They balance each othersâ extremes without genuinely resenting each other for needing that. Gus is overly rigid about rule-following, Shawn is overly impulsive about rule-breaking, and they pull each other towards a more sustainable middle ground. Gus is overly fond of routine and risks stagnation, Shawn is overly prone to starting and then abandoning things, between them theyâre able to form a life thatâs interesting and includes novelty but isnât unlivably chaotic. (We see what happens with that one when theyâre not together to balance each other out! During the time they were apart, Shawn had a jillion jobs and quit all of them, while Gus became a dead-eyed pharmaceutical salesman with zero, like, Upward Mobility.)
And then of course there are the traits they share! They both clearly have echolalia and a drive to stim, for instance, and instead of policing each other they just periodically break into random dances and vocal exercises and âsingingâ and general sensory-seeking nonsense together, matched to each other.
I just??? The fact that they visibly display all those autistic and ADHD traits that drive other people crazy but instead of being a wedge between them thatâs exactly why theyâre perfect for each other⌠and how itâs not that it doesnât ever cause them annoyance because theyâre just like naturally soulmates who never get annoyed by anything about each other, but that theyâve worked out rituals and strategies so that what maybe bothered them in the past now instead is a shared bonding activity, or acts to balance their weaknesses against each otherâŚ
Just. Got Dam, thatâs the dream
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