codpiece inspector

your knight should not be over ten inches tall. whatever that thing is you need to euthanize it NOW

my pussy taste like sweet gruel

showing off my new clit piercing to my leige i hope he likes it

it's fine if a maiden bites you as long as they don't break skin

they call him sir Fagravain of Porkney cuz he's a nasty little piggy

i dont give a shit about my squire

did you know that every single medeival torture method was made up by one sick freak

saw a poor sod take a tumble and a flock of maidens descended upon him and stripped him to the bone in seconds.

you are getting very angry about things that don't matter milord

now draw him on the judas chair

yoi claim to lust after knights yet wouldn't fuck a dope soul with a bowlcut. i see you