Urie

I told you no like three times!

You should not be talking to me like that!

Would you stop it! Oh my god!

Oh no!

No! You can't have me! Oh my god! Someone needs to hose you down, dude 

it's mine! You can't have it!

Excuse me! You are a married man! I know who you are mister

you're making me blush, go away, dude! 

I’ll make more of an effort for you bud. I love you. Really, I fucking love you.

I love you too, it would be nice to hear from you every now and again. 

Would you like me to reach out more often Brendon?

Yes KJ, that would very much be appreciated. 

And again, I’d hope your love for me would outweigh that.

Says the one that is almost never the first one to reach out to me. I’m a petty bitch. 

Yes I would, because you just came to me about how much you miss me. I’d like to think our love for each other will prevent you from doing that. Because I do love you. Dearly.

Just because I came to you with how much I missed you doesn’t mean that I won’t ignore you simply to prove a point, we both know how I am. 

You say that as if I’d give you a choice in the matter. Oh B…that’s cute! You think you have free will when it comes to our friendship. That’s adorable.

Do you really want to test that? I mean I could ghost you for about a week and we can see how you handle that one. 

The trash that transpired was you gaining a kick ass brother! Are you going to deny me!?

I can’t deny you, we both know you’re absolutely relentless and that I do love having you as a brother. 

You must not of read it then, because it was in huge fuckin letters! Either that or I got you when you smoked for the night. But it was there, I promise!

Come on man, we’ve had this conversation before. No major decisions after I’ve smoked, I’m not responsible for the trash that transpires from it. 

Bitch! You are my therapist! Who else would I go to to talk about all this? Not some random! What do you take me for Brendon Urie?!

Where the fuck was that shit in the contract? You must have that in small print because I don’t remember signing up for a permanent headache.