Current Muses

Damn I never thought about it. Thanks, I think I'm no longer lactose intolerant!!

wow.

reblogging for all of us that grew up in land locked states, then visit the ocean and are used to just plunging into a lake.

All of this applies to Lake Michigan, as well. The rips aren’t as big, but they do happen. We lose tourists every year.

There’s no crime in being a thief

What a theif does is take someone’s propety without their permission, which is a crime

not when I do it. I’ll steal your heart and you wouldn’t mind

I’m gonna steal both your organs and money

I always have to reboot this.

For anyone wondering, this is amazing enrichment for the animal and a great way to involve guests! The lions aren’t forced to play with the rope if they don’t want to, and these guys (and anyone else who tries this out) have an awesome close up and hands on experience, all without having to come in direct contact with the cat!

@why-animals-do-the-thing

#3beefcakes v. one good girl (via @doctortay)

there aren’t enough snacks in the world to coerce a lion into doing something they find actively distressing

“Do NOT tell the world about this” 200,000 notes

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

dramantis 

Decadence

THE SWIVEL OF THAT BUTT THO

Not all heroes wear capes