Horribly Exuberant

doomscrolling thru the weather app

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter

if you see a bad bitch in the churchyard tonight don't worry. that's my good and personal friend DICK gansey and he's about to have the world's worst meetcute

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

the other day i was telling my partner about my new coworkers and the spirit moved me to start inserting characters from Piano Man

i did it for a bit before he noticed. Paul, the single real estate novelist, and John, who got me a drink for free, went by undetected, but there really is no easy way to sneak in Davey, who's still in the navy and probably will be for life

he got really exasperated and went "hang on, NO. i KNOW Davey."

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts