The weird girl

“Say that again?”

“I was pregnant when you died in this world. So… Well, you have a teen daughter.”

‘That’s what I thought.”

“Meaning?”

ben: let me guess, ‘sometimes i can still hear his voice’?

klaus: idk i guess i thought it’d make me more normal to act straight, like that was what society wanted and shit, but i feel like me being gay is less eccentric than me talking to dead people

bourbon_neat (he’s the first I ever listened to and will probably always be my favorite. Sweet, sexy, and has the kind of laugh that warms your heart and makes your toes curl at the same time.)

Tom_Like_A_Bomb (Sophisticated, suave, and one of the best in my opinion. I feel like in addition to being satisfied, I learn a new word or two every time I listen to one of his audios)

msa_andeh (2 words: Loki Incubus. :D Ok, I enjoy his other work, too but his soothing and comfort audios are super nice to listen to as well. Very nice to fall asleep to.)

GateOfIvory (Such a lovely, deep voice and sweet laughter. Def. pair this one up with msa_andeh for a good time)

everdistant_utopia (Oh my god, this is such a sweet user! Does a fantastic job of acting out the audios and I don’t know, I just feel like giving him a hug half the time I listen to him. Damn, his switches are good, too)

Saronide (the boy doubted the Hitachi. I laughed and enjoyed when he realized he may have judged it too soon)

voxvir (oh my god, the Untouchable audio felt SO REAL)

Qarnivore (this boy is a growly noisemaker and a giggly one. I enjoyed his Organized Orgasms posts. lol)

The_Other_Guy (British and fantastic with the dirty talk)

Phallomenon (thank you, @allthenobodyppl We’ve got our Jullian Priest/Thin White Duke fix now)

Issoladach (I am a sucker for the Irish accent, but the way he delievers the lines is sooooooo nice. Plus, I love when he slips some Gaelic in)

irish-tricolour (Only two audios, but again, love the sweet Irish accent)

Writing involves expression of our thoughts, ideas, feelings and opinions. As we write in a flow, we tend to move away from the rules of the language.

It is extremely important to stick to these rules. Below is a list of common mistakes that people make while writing in English:

Incorrect capitalisation

It may take some time for non-native English speakers to understand the basic rules of capitalisation in English. As a result, there is lack of proper use of capital letters.

Following are some important rules:

The pronoun “I” is always capitalised.

Proper nouns (names of people, places and organisations) are always capitalised.

Common nouns need NOT be capitalised.

The first letter of a sentence is always capital.

Holidays, days of the week and months of the year are always capitalised.

Improper use of articles

The improper use of definite (the) and indefinite (a/an) articles is common.

The best way to judge which one to use is to check whether the noun is countable or uncountable. Use an indefinite article in case of countable nouns.

Definite article the is only used when referring to something that both  – the reader and the writer are familiar with.

Example: “A cat” refers to an unspecified cat whereas “the cat” refers to a specific cat.

To learn about articles in detail, click here.

Unnecessary shift in tenses

This is the most common problem that can be seen. Shifting between the past, present and future tense makes it difficult for the reader to follow the piece of writing. The verb form also gets messed up.

How to avoid this problem:

Make conscious effort to maintain the tense and be consistent in the same.

Change the tense only when there is a need to show a shift in time in your writing.

Keep a check on the verbs to make sure they are in the correct form.

~Yuuri’s Sleepy Fireside ASMR~

It’s been a long day, and Yuuri wants to help you unwind and relax, cozy and warm by a crackling fireplace. Quiet, warm, happy, relaxing. I wanted to capture that sensation you get when you first lay down and stretch out after a day that has left you in desperate need of some chill time. 

I put this together because honestly, I’ve had one of those days and if I can give someone the kind of comfort I wish I could get…well, that’d make me feel a little better! 

Back to commissions and whatnot tomorrow. I’ve got some catching up to do. I got a lot of loving messages telling me not to neglect my well being and stuff, so I’m gonna try to take care of myself as well! Thank you all!

~Dom!Yuuri x Listener: Shibari Sunrise~

Warning! This audio contains degrading language! 

Dom Yuuri is back with an ambiguous listener for some BDSM fun, this time involving shibari rope, a ball gag, and a vibrator! Yuuri talks down to the listener like a predator who has wrapped up their prey, and lets the toy do the work as he talks the listener through the experience. The listener becomes so needy and desperate that they struggle against the rope, yearning to touch Yuuri, but he’s having none of that, and punishes the listener with a firm spanking. There’s taunting, teasing, and degradation, followed by some sweet and gentle aftercare! 

Also, Yuuri knows how much the listener loves the way he says “Vitya” and uses it against them. Is that breaking the fourth wall? Maybe. Do I care? Not really.

Do note that this is a commissioned post!

Contains: Bondage (Shibari), Spanking, Vibrations, Degradation, Overstimulation, Vitya, Aftercare. Listener is completely ambiguous.

I included the warning about degradation because some people were shocked last time it happened. It’s not for everyone, and that’s okay! I do a lot of fluff (the next audio is Victuuri nsfw fluff) and it’s important to read before listening! Not everything I do will appeal to everyone, and that’s okay. If you have to pass on an audio because it contains some stuff you don’t like, that’s okay, it won’t bother me. 

That said, I support HEALTHY BDSM practices! Trust and understand your partner, discuss boundaries, limits, and desires. Communication and consent are key! Aftercare is important! There’s such shitty portrayal of BDSM in the media today…you know what I’m talking about…and I just want it to be clear that it’s so important to know what is okay with your partner, what isn’t, and to respect those wishes completely. 

Have some Marco!

Here’s some more Armin!