klepto whore

how i’ve hit the $2,000 mark for makeup.

I usually create my own Blindspot before body concealing. I do this by leaning down (away from cameras) and pretending to look at merchandise, then body concealing. You can also use your body to conceal, by turning your torso or back certain ways.

your look: Well-kept hair, down to hide face. Natural makeup, nothing too exciting. A natural plum lip will distract from your face, but wont make you stand out. Neutral clothing. Below for specifics.

Weather specific: depending on the weather of where you live, there are many different ways to conceal. If you live in cold weather, wear a coat. Preferably one of those trendy puffers. Put items down your sleeve using the slight hand trick. (place in palm and push down with pointer finger; best for long skinny things) if you live in a warm atmosphere, wear a skirt with spandex underneath preferably one that goes to your knees. Then as you’re leaning down, assuming you’re wearing baggy shirt, slip the item into your waist band. (Can work with baggy tops and leggings also) Note:if wearing tight enough spandex, I will push them down and continue to body conceal items this way. That’s how I get big hauls by not using bags. I would really not recommend using a bag to conceal these are easier for workers to check and monitor where is body concealing is much harder to investigate.

If purchasing an item:

don’t. if necessary, cash…

Leaving: when you walk out, even if you beep, keep walking out calmly. Preferably pretend to be on the phone, and walk out with a group of people. (A mom with kids is great! Sorry mom!((She’ll be ok)))

YOU BEEP!

Stay calm.

Non-mall store: if a worker attempts to stop you, pretend to be on the phone and briskly walk to your car. ignore, ignore, ignore. You didn’t hear shit. If they try to look at your license plate, my best advice is to pop your trunk!!!Then they can’t look at your license plate as you drive away. No ID, no case.