General Custard’s Last Flan

Not allowing children to be in adult spaces on the internet is kinda like the riot act all over again

To elaborate: the main bad part about this whole thing is the ID verification thing, i.e connecting your real identity to your internet identity, but a second bad part is preventing the flow of ideas over the internet, ergot the riot act. Anyways

we hate you john green

My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do… I just fuckin’ hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It’s time for me to kill. And it’s time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

hey johny my bro relax

logging onto woundblr and seeing all the pain on my gashboard

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese