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my favorite l1ft1ng tool is this teeny tiny wire cutter and i want to recommend y’all but i can’t find it anywhere 😭 it came with a friendship bracelet making kit (hello fellow sw1ft1es) and it’s so much more discreet than scissors

for ppl with glasses, i just 🧬 eyebúydîrect! they’re a company that has a wide range of lenses available, and lets you put in your prescription. i ordered 5 pairs so i could use some as disguises for lifting. choose the “insured package” option (it’s a couple extra dollars), and you just file a claim with route (their insurer) after you get your order!

any outfit is punk if you steal it just saying

why is tumblr a literal breeding ground for hypocritical dicks? y’all wanna “destroy capitalism!” and “end animal abuse!!!” and all this other social justice worker kind of shit, but I steal a fish and I’m scum. whenever I’m at the petstore, there’s always near death, or actualy dead, fish in the jars. do you think the fish really give a shit if they were paid for or not? nah. but they’re sure as hell happier living in a 3 gallon tank, with clean water, rather than an 8oz cup on a shelf for months on end. not to mention, 90% of y’all steal your movies, music, pc games, and tv shows via torrenting. still theft. how many of you do illegal drugs? and/or drink/smoke while underage? I mean, I just can’t wrap my head around why you think you’re so above someone else. especially when you’re all so far from innocent. so many of you are still fuckin criminals, even if we aren’t guilty of the same shit.

I wanna steal a fish now😳😮😍