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I’m probably going to be laughing at this for about a week.

Reblog if you're a mistletoe virgin.

Still never been fucked by mistletoe.

who is she? what agency is she with?

she’s beauty..she’s grapes

She’s a bottle of wine LOL Had to share this one for you, Brenda! Tell the kids hello!

im the baby

how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming from her stomach

courtney what the fuck

fun fact: fetuses actually do cry in the womb. they can’t make noise though because their lungs are still filled with fluid. x

In the womb, no one can hear you scream.

what’s a fetus even cry about? Umbilical cord taxes? Why don’t they come out of their cushy baby cave and join the real fuckin world for a change that’ll give em somethin to cry about

pay rent you parasitic little fucker

what do birds do 

I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

the bears will be in eventually

got a problem with bronies?

Yea

maybe you need to shut your fuckin trap and think before you speak