ˢᵒˡⁱᵈᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵉᵗᵃˡ

Uhm, hi. I know there are many people out there who have problems with flirting because they’re too shy, aren’t confident enough or think they’re ugly. 

Luckily I found someone who can teach us all a lesson - Jimmy Page himself! Let’s listen to his wisdom:

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Hey everybody

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Okay, the first thing is - when you spot someone you like, let them know you’re interested by making eye contact

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They might ignore it first or simply don’t notice, so you’ll have to keep it up until they look at you

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Or just stare into their souls to read their minds

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When they finally notice you, smile

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If you’re confident enough, try some subtle little gestures as well

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Then ask her out. Remember to get her some flowers

…and if she still doesn’t want you, accept a “no”. 

You don’t actually have to accept it if you have a road manager who was a pro-wrestler.

Thanks for our attention

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