r u n .

You love my puppy pout. 

I do, but that doesn’t mean I fall for it!

No it isn’t. 

A conspiracy against my hands, so mean.

Shhh, i’m not a little cutie patootie. Have you seen my muscles?

I know-- you have very nice muscles. You’re still my little cutie patootie.

Hey shh, you’re the cute one.

No way. Little cutie patootie.

So are yours. 

This is a conspiracy.

Yeah, you make me very sad, El. 

Nope, no, not letting your puppy pout work.

I love you.

You’re so cute. I love you too.

It so is, you just won’t admit it

But your hands are little. 

Nope. Memphis’ hands are little.

They hurt you, they’re monsters. 

I mean, I wouldn’t say the actual sinks themselves hurt me.

Hey, hey guess what?

Hm, what?

I am deeply hurt. 

Oh, yeah, you look it, Tilly.

I definitely don’t. You have more of a life than I do, June.

Poor little hands of yours. 

Hey, my hands don’t appreciate being referred to as little.

That sounds scary, why would they bleed… oh my 

If you wash or scrub them too much, it happens.

Hey, I am completely normal! 

Sure, you keep believing that.