whatever 4ever

no offense mom but i don’t want to exist anymore i want to disappear into the sky thanks for raising me

This dark at 5pm shit is fucking me up

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.

*texts bae at 3am* hey baby, according to this buzzfeed quiz you’re only 48% in love with me ????? hmm 📝

a true hero

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded