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I think we all just need to find someone who doesn’t think our nose is ugly

oh looks its i hate myself o’clock

“money cant buy happiness” i think you’re using money wrong

please be nice to all animals, even the ones you don’t find cute, they have feelings too

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

*socializes* perfect! how do I get out of here

Every single one of Hillary’s deleted emails is me sending her a neopets referral

*reads the bible* hey wait a minute this stole from veggie tales

Lasagna is spelled bad :/

To all the people telling me English is from England: I don’t know what that is

And that's real sexy of you

wow i just cant take this anymore *continues to take it*

*sees pumpkin pie in an open metal cage* oh man free pumpkin pie *i walk into the cage and it slams shut behind me*

how do i put my mind on mute

the guy I’m talking to must be so excited for halloween! he’s already playing ghost haha 👻