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Jon wickβs morning routine <3

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hereβs the last of the meme redraws iβve finished!!
closeups and og images under the cut!!
Seems like a good day for Donald Trump to choke on a turkey bone.
Telepathic aliens are used to having complete access to others' minds. When they first tried reading a humanβs mind, they were violently expelled. When asked how the human managed this, he said "I just imagined punching you and it worked."

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reblog if you make occasional posts
Sometimes I still hear my voice
I mean I show up and yell about comics and wrestling so yeah
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I show up occasionally to remind everyone that my sense of humor still hasnβt improved
I've been drawing more than usual lately so here's some stuff I've made :P
He kisses your booboo while in a..situation I suppose. Idk dumb idea.
YES
Jon Wick I love you, you're so funny
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I love him and all but he should stick to being pretty
Iβve seen posts where the Homeowner appologizes to the ohjects in their house when they bump into them even before they get the glasses but consider: homeowner who calls objects baby and darling before they get the glasses. STAY WITH ME cause I do this and have for so long so play in the space with me.
Bumping into a door or accidentally slamming the fridge shut and saying, βSorry darling.β The lights flicks and they go to the breaker box with encouraging, βYou can do it beautiful, you got this,β as they try and get the power back on. Throwing something away and absentmindedly saying, βThank you, baby,β to the garbage for taking their trash.
Then the dateviators come and they suddenly become so aware that they probably shouldnβt call people they barely know pet names so it all stops. One day they put on the dateviators to see a small crowd gathered looking a mixed between annoyed, worried, sad.
Bev: βDid we do something to upset you?β
Dorian: βYou can be honest. We just want to know if youβre alright.β
MC: ?????
Cam: βItβs been weeks.β
MC: βSince???β
Freddy: βWellβ¦ you know, Cool Kid.β
Cam (pissed): βDonβt act like you donβt know, baby.β
Thats when it clicks that everyone misses the sweet nicknames and wants to be doted on again. Its cleared up that the MC isnt mad and was just trying not to be weird, but clearly should go back to calling everyone pet names.
Bonus is when theyβre giving Cam trash with the dateviators on he will just stare afterwards and not tell them to leave until they give him a βThank you, Babyβ even tho they now know cam likes trash and should be thanking them. Doesnβt matter though cause the light flush on his face is worth it.
when Iβm drunk I gain 100 IQ and start making these itβs like a superpower
so i've been playing date everything recently
happy 1000 interactions on my drunk Date Everything text postings.. welcome to Shit(Faced) Posting 2 Electric Boogaloo pace and love Its my bedtime

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