#jon wick

I'm still in the Scandy/Jon trenches btw

You’re only getting one sorry

AH, HELLO—

today we’ll start with something nobody enjoys because it’s overly simple. That is, if you’re in college by now. The Dichotomous Key!!

Basically look at the two men in the image above. Notice how Scandalabra and Jon Wick are the same person?

“N-No, we absolutely aren’t!—“ Shut up Scandy. Anyways!

The dichotomous key was created to ensure proper classification of different species, even if they’re from the same or different group or kingdom!

”You saying I’m not a candle, kid?—“ Shut up Jon.

let’s put these two for example! Scandy has a more “pleasant expression” on his face compared to Jon. Can…can someone over there tell them to stop fighting? Thank you.

This could be divided into one characteristic: Has a pleasant expression, and doesn’t have a pleasant expression.

That’s one sector! Congrats! Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that the dichotomous key has two forms. I’d call it the written version and the aesthetically pleasing version.

Also, since we only have two people to compare, let’s call Skylar and Doug (yes the bald guy) to help with further classification!

Here’s a complete example for the written version:

ia) has a pleasant expression (Go to 3)

ib) has no pleasant expression (Go to 2)

iia) wears a suit (Jon Wick)

iib) does not wear a suit (Doug)

iiia) Enjoys spreading rumors (Scandalabra)

iiib) Does not enjoy spreading rumors (Skylar)

There, simple, no? Here’s the uhm…aesthetically pleasing version:

Yes!! So perfectly organized! Can’t wait to see you guys use them for studies and Biology! Also, those two are attacking the other two—

what next?

Rough day.

The one from my Birthday (ily aunty pls continue buying me merch) Credits to baeora on X!!! Hehe no face reveal for now

THIS ONE IS DONE BY MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND!!

Hong Ye and Jon ❤️‍🩹

That’s my real name btw. Don’t bother to call me by my online name though!! I don’t mind getting called my irl name tbh

idk if she has social media specifically for art but it’s Keyres!!

you’ve seen this before, hehe. Jon and Hong Ye art made by me! Btw, I AM an artist but I barely have time to draw lol.

More art from my friend!! Lunar New Year is Hong Ye’s birthday, so I decided to give my friend a fun commission for the holidays

Jon is uhh…ignore him nothing’s wrong

She still hasn’t told me why she wrote rip scandaldaddy😔

I saw. This artist. Doing FREE art requests.

I screamed and slid into her dms

Cupid on tiktok!

lil’ message from my oc Hong Ye: (because I dont rely on myself for yume status)

“您好! Well, Jonny is a really fine man to look at, no~? Sure, we can share! Just don’t do anything weird to him— I JUST SAID, STOP TRYING TO SHAVE HIS HAIR OFF—!”

Options, teehee:

by the way, I’ll be using my pins from the birthday post!

The ever so inaccurate Indonesian translation!

basically:

“Meet at a specific time All: Skandalabra(tf) full romance - end of love, rejection, and friendship!!”

Sounds like average Indonesian TV show, I can smell Dewi Persik on the way to recruit him

YOU THINK YOU STAR OF TRANS7 IS IT

Just regular old Jon.

The alt with no background