hey all you cool cats and kittens

yes mom i do seriously plan on moving to the middle of nowhere to live like a fairy and play music to cows

Part of me wants to live in an apartment downtown so I can walk to the grocery store or little shops beneath my complex or go to a museum every weekend and another bigger part of me wants to live on a farm with a bunch of animals and like 10 dogs and I wake up super early and enjoy my coffee on my porch while I watch the sun come up

*puts a flower in my hair* okay I'm ready let's go

quarantine mood: walking aimlessly around the house bc you’re tired of sitting down and can’t go outside to exercise and don’t know what else to do and suddenly realizing you have become a jane austen heroine “taking a turn about the room”

This explains so much about Jane Austin novels because they really DIDNT leave the house much

God said fuck that fish in particular

the moon controlling the tides sounds like something out of a fantasy novel and yet…there she is…doing That…every day…