AntiDarkArtist

His job title is Personal Assistant.

He can read lips.

Wrote a book or article on goat milk.

Is writing a book on Dr. Robotnik.

Has a patent for a "stoneacchino".

He went to the Instituto del Caffe in Milan.

He took the courses:

* A History of Supervillains HIST 414

* Advanced Brewing CFE 401

* Advanced Gizmos and Gadgets CS 309

* Intro to Fashion & Design FSH 101

* World Milk Studies DAI 212

His test scores are:

* GRE Score: 800 (170)

* IQ Score: 301

* LSAT Score: 150

* МСАТ Score: 45 (528)

He is fluent in English, Japanese, Korean, German, Italian, and French, as well as American Sign Language and Binary.

Like you're telling me Stone is incredibly intelligent, knows many languages, made what ever a stoneacchino is, took classes to learn about gadgets AND SUPERVILLAINS, wrote a book about Robotnik, and can do all of that while being incredibly beautiful and Robotnik stilled fumbled him????

No. Except Stone. The rest of my henchpeople get the special robotomy treatment instead!

The ones, who are aware of That-one-fuckass-stone-image

And the ones