It's been a while since I've seen a TikTok with vine energy

[id: egg is picked up out of a bowl and dropped about an inch on a table and bounces a little. A young sounding voice says, "this egg, I tell you, is breaking physics. Bro, look I could" Then an egg is tossed to the ground and splatters. The same voice gasps then says, "I forgot it was still a normal egg."]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

i’m not sure if i like red eyeshadow for the aesthetic value or if it’s some sort of left over mcr kink but whatever it is im living for some good red eyeshadows