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cursor selkie sc (due to some unlikely plot contrivance) in god with a bag of groceries au would be so funny...bystanders watching god pass by with a bag of groceries, followed by tiny god with a packet of cookies. adorable.
ANON... YOUR MIND..........
i've been thinking about the scenario of chosen finding out about SC before finding out about alan in cursor selkie au for so long. he didn't even know that SC knew that word, where the FUCK did wyrm learn how to say that. at least ze completely defused the situation
i still think about tiny selkie twins btw....
imagining this is really fucking funny to me. imagine first discovering stick kids exist by accidentally drawing a set of triplets.
Imagine selkie!Dark taking a tiny selkie!SC to terrorize an ice cream stand…. sibling bonding time
Dark has to explain to Chosen why SC’s got ice cream on their face that was not there an hour ago
chosen later sees news about a cursor and the dark lord terrorizing the ice cream stand and probably reams dark out dflsgjdkfgjldfg-- they are NOT a good influence
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alan meets/finds rygb in cursor!sc selkie au because sc saw these four kids their age sitting alone and thought, "oh sick new friends" and yoinked them. get surprise adopted by the fae, idiots /pos.
that's such a funny thought... getting brought to the mythical land of The Desktop by a tiny fae guide and falling asleep there only to have said fae's weirdly normal-looking dad wake you up and ask where the fuck you came from
OJFSKODGJLFG-- alan would be mortified if purple said that-- he had no idea it was even a legend, but man, people really think that they do that?!
Mango: IS THAT WHY YOU KIDS ALL WEAR ACCESSORIES?! ARE ALL OF YOU SELKIES???
Alan: No, it's just me and Second. I sewed coats for the others because they wanted to match, but they aren't selkies.
Mango: That's... actually really adorable wow
YEAH, i think he'd still be able to appreciate Alan being a good dad for sure; I think Alan would be very proud of making the coats as well :]
just imagine being king, walking into a cave, and finding this giant fucking cursor hovering over the smallest hollowhead you ever did see
You know like that microphone feedback sound, specifically the really high-pitched part? I think it'd be so funny if the Hollow Heads could make that sound, like a shriek or smth. I think it'd be funny if the Hollowheads could make various technological sounds in general. I think I already mentioned Alan's footsteps sounding like the clicking of a keyboard. Also- Victim [Talking to Alan]: "You cannot be trusted with creating life." *Tries to pick up SC* Alan: "Wait no don't-" SC: *Aggressively high-pitched microphone feedback sound aka angry baby sounds*
HONESTLY THAT'S AMAZING......... considering i've already mentioned the selkie au hollowheads being able to do scroll noises i think it'd make sense yeah <3 i don't think they'd typically do it unless v v upset though
and also YEAH....... i love the idea of victim trying to take SC and immediately getting their eardrums busted kldgslkgjdslkgmdsk
Purple losing the "newest selkie" title
LFGMSKDFGLSDFKMG. don't worry purple you still are arguably the weirdest selkie, considering you're not a hollowhead and also were not a selkie beforehand <3
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anyway we don't really know how long the gap between the showdown and ava 6 is but it's really funny to imagine redeemed selkie!dark being involved in ava 6 also. about 5/6 children and the fucking Dark Lord show up because victim kidnapped Alan, SC, and Chosen. honestly it's just funny at that point
world's most unenthused rescue mission. they are literally only saving alan because the others asked them to and they owe them, they guess.
also because chosen would be pissed at them if they didn't
anyway since people keep mentioning alan making the other selkie kids pseudo-coats <3
blue: sweater
green: hoodie
yellow: cardigan
red: hood-poncho?
Imagine if Purple got an internship at Rocket Corp and hid the fact that they're a selkie by keeping their elytra in their inventory. Do you think that victim would know? If they did then do you think they would try to take their coat from them? Imagine being Purple and thinking you've just gotten a normal job and you go there and then you discover your new boss has a vendetta against your friends' dad. And is also partially a selkie who ends up stealing your coat.
that's honestly such a funny thought because i feel like vic's first instinct is 'oh god that's an ACTUAL selkie' considering 1: purple is clearly not manmade, 2: they don't actually know what a 'normal' selkie would look like but little do they know alan was involved in this as well............
Anyways, imagine Purple letting one of the cg borrow their coat because it probably still works as an elytra.
POV: SC realizes that purple doesn't know how important coats are to selkies
anyway how much would it suck for alan to get stuck in the outernet while still a cursor in selkie au.
"guys, i think i just saw god with a bag of groceries and a baby"
I WASN'T THINKING WITH SC BUT THAT'S SO FUNNY. THIS POOR GUY TRYING TO TAKE CARE OF SC WHILE HE'S STILL A CURSOR.
it's god. with the bag of groceries (and baby)
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anyway! here's some selkie au size charts. SC in cursor form is a little bit smaller than the color gang, Dark is a little larger than your average stick, while Alan is just stupidly big. this is of course outernet size, because most cursors are basically the same size on computer (save for SC, they're still a little bit smaller than your average cursor). Chosen and Dark are about average size for a cursor, though. Alan is abnormally large but the CG just take this as a good thing because it means they can all climb on top of him if they want to go for a joyride
also, when they're as small as i usually draw them, SC was basically no larger than someone's head; this size charting is based on their age in canon!
they are very small a majority of the time!
ok. here's tiny sc and selkie stick!alan
