Retain hope for a possible future.

get u a girl who cant do either

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

Women’s lib is cool and all but what about women’s hib? Women’s hibernation. We’re tired. Let us rest. See you in the spring

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

Eat this orange. It’s full of FuckScurvium.

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

boyle is the best friend every person needs

Consider this: Stephanie Beatriz as Black Widow

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.