born this way

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

My beautiful partner scarlet-musings

My Sir 💋

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

Chairs…

Whatever Daddy wants *smiles coyly*

Boy: Ur soo sexy fuck me:) Girl: No Boy: Your such a rude fucking ugly bitch i never wanted to talk to your fat ass anyoways you probably are broke as fuck u whore

This isn’t even an exaggeration. This is literally how it plays out. Go on okcupid and I guarantee you’ll see this almost word for word.