Witch Me Up

MERRY WEXMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

March 15 again and here we go…

Brutus?

Oh god not this again

[goes door to door in a suburb like ‘have you heard the good word?’ but instead of religious pamphlets it’s native seed packets and information on backyard habitat restoration and alternatives to chemical treatments]

a kind gesture, but the first lesson an evangelizing conservationist learns is not to enter little houses in the woods to eat special food prepared for them by the inhabitants. even if they don’t have chicken legs.

I need more muddy fairy prints

My home will be a home with no loud anger, no explosive rage, no slamming doors or breaking glass, no name calling, shaming or blackmail. My home will be gentle, it will be warm. It will keep my loved ones safe. No fear, no hurt and no worries.