Quote the raven

We can be the people who shared hats instead of giving them away. Do you ever wear it and sneak around?

I've never done that but now I want to. Like Takumi from Looking For Alaska. Except... his was a fox hat.

I just hope that she remembers me every time she wears it. Remembered as the one guy who gave his hat away.

I mean, I've got a raccoon hat. It's not the same but it looks like Meeko from Pocahontas. You can wear that, if it makes you feel better.

So this morning I was walking around town with my sock monkey hat on because it was a little chilly. This little girl comes up to me and asks why I’m wearing it, I ask her why she isn’t wearing one, she says she doesn’t have one. She looked so sad about it, so I gave her my hat. The end.

That's adorable.

Does anyone want to hear how I lost my hat to a little girl?

Why not?

It’s kind of funny to watch from afar sometimes but I know what you mean.

Well, yeah, that's true. I'd rather watch than participate.

It’s friday, why are you just standing around watching people hang upside down? Shouldn’t you with the other campers doing something crazy and dumb as hell?

Because they always like to drink and do stupid stuff and I don't feel like doing that. Especially if like, Johnny is there. He's like the ringleader, he makes everyone do stupid stuff.

I am. Are you?

I'm just standing here, but sure, I guess I am.

I… honestly don’t have a reason.

Well, are you having fun?

Why do you want to know…

Because I just wanted to know why you're hanging upside down, okay.