what do you mean my childhood affected me

"no I do not have an operating system! I am only documents!" /satire

great timing for my "ten nolan jamezin" voice

house md ass case

clearly some sort of tea based self mummification process

a catharsis check from gundam iron blooded orphans just bounced... I cheered on the death of an asshole with the phrase motherfucker... he survived OVERDRAWN

they literally did it again 4 episodes later and I thus deleted everything after episode 38

The whole "the Old Magic actually sucks because material conditions have advanced" thing, but applied to cinematic martial arts. No, yeah, the legends are true, that move used to explode a man's entire skeleton, but you need to understand that people had more fragile bones back then. Poor nutrition, you see.

This five-point meridian strike is meant to make your head burst like an overripe melon, but it turns out it only works on people who have peripheral nerve damage from chronic vitamin B12 deficiency, which everyone did at the time it was developed. If you take your multivitamins it just makes your ears ring.