What are you wearing? Why? What's wrong with this? Very little clothes. Go change.

And Pooja? This is the first time in the game that I've forgotten about her.

Check... and mate.

Jigna, you're the reason why I'm living. But, Sir, I'm just a secretary... You're not just a secretary. You're my personal secretary. And do you know the difference between a secretary and a personal secretary? No, Sir. A secretary says 'Good morning, Sir.' And a personal secretary says 'It's morning, Sir!' But, Sir, my fiance... Forget him! Okay. But what about your wife? My wife? She must be glued to the television, watching a silly serial! Forget about her, too!

Begone, do not provoke, lest chaos ignite!

Have you two made a vow to always embarrass me? Dad, you showed up at Melvin's party unannounced! Do you know what my friends thought? They literally felt like the police had raided the place! It was so embarrassing, Mom! Amazing! Now you find your parents embarrassing! So what if he showed up there? It's not like that, Mom. I admit Dad's the GOAT. GOAT? Greatest of all time. Ooh. Actually I shouldn't have shown up the way I did, both here and at your friend's party. I know you're all grown up now and need your own space. But I hadn't seen you in so long and you're leaving in a couple of days, so I thought we could spend some time together. That's why I wanted to surprise you. I thought you'd be happy but... Sorry. It's okay, Dad. So... girlfriend? Not exactly. It's a situationship. Situationship? What's that? In a relationship, two people are romantically involved and committed. Yes. But in a situationship, they aren't as committed. Then why are they even together? Because they want to be together. So why aren't they committed? Because of the situation, Dad! And they want to not be committed but to be romantically involved with each other. I'll be damned.