They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

does anyone know how to go to sleep

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something

for example nothing

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight