silly merricat

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

the sexiest thing a man can be is only an extension of someone else. the sexiest thing a woman can be is angry. this is true

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

they should have adapted daphne du maurier's rebecca with the muppets

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

let's all work hard to gain favor with the warlock king today