Sorceress Of The Miniature Vampires;

You have already met one of those people. She’s just going by a different name. She is your best friend, it’s just going to take her a little bit to find herself, even after you do get married.

You will spend the rest of your life with her, and a few other folks along the way. Not just romantically, you will build community that also includes your platonic soul mates.

Hope this helps,

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

Cunning Stunt, New York City-based drag king

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Church (of course lol)

Dear past Kinus,

You now have another partner who you love so much and is very important in your life. You also met them at a church.

I can’t believe that there was a version of myself that didn’t know June was Pride month. In this version of the future, you're a drag performer staying extremely busy all month long with gigs and community events. You know so many amazing performers that uplift and affirm your art. Your own wife realized she was trans at one of your first gigs. Drag has opened your world up so much. It’s the best decision you’ve ever made.

Happy Pride Little Kinu, have fun creating Abe Froman.

Love, Future Kinu

Just wait until you’re 25 and there’s a global pandemic coupled with political unrest. You become a goddamn shut in for a while and still get a lot of anxiety when going out due to threats of violence and risk of illness.

Love you, hope you’re thriving

You were O V E R S T I M U L A T E D.

(And I get it, probably trying to distract yourself from the present personal horrors)

Hope this helps,