freaky white guy

1. TOPS WHO ARE WILLING TO EAT FOR 15-45 MINUTES BEFORE FUCKING

I ate some ass last night. Every time that bottom comes over, he knows he will get the best eating of his life. Full stop. Bottoms want to know the top for the night is willing to eat the ass like groceries. 

2. A TOP WHO KNOWS HOW TO FUCK

Tops should know how to lay pipe. Bottoms have cleaned the ass, ate right for days, douche, skipped meals just for this sex. Can tops step up to the plate and fuck like men should be able to make love. We are tired of lazy ass tops who feel a dick is enough. Bottoms want you to dance in the boi pussy, show me you like fucking a tight ass, or love pulling out to eat the ass. 

3. FUCKING DOMINATE US BOTTOMS

Us bottoms, we don’t ask for much. We don’t. If you are fucking me doggy style, can you pin my hands to my back while you fuck? Can you grab my jockstrap in your hands while you fuck me? Can you do something to make me believe you want us -bottoms- to be the submissive bitches you want.

4. REAL TOPS CLIMB UP IN THE ASS

Now, if no friend has ever mentioned it to you, when you climb up over the ass to fuck us, you hit the spot. We mean, you start to enter the second hole. Not many tops know about the second hole. Now you know.

5. A TOP WHO CAN LAY PIPE

Stop fucking us like you are sorry for us. Fuck like the stallion you are. Then we will call you back.