Life's a party, you're a boy

official linguistics post

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

reblog to give yourself a large fucking tail

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

I really love this. All four quadrants with positive affirmations. I think I'm going to print this and hang it somewhere.

i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task

First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)

What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

Your fave is ongelmajäte

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

*Getting scared* they wouldnt make the wordle Pussy would they?

Just did my "turned off all the alarms in my sleep" bit. But I'm not laughing