Probably Cooler than You

imagine being john green imagine being a massively successful new york times bestselling author worth $17 million and getting angry and upset bc some teenager edited one of your tumblr posts to say “i luv dick”

Hang on! Didn’t Capaldi!Doctor spend an entire episode trying to disprove Father Christmas’ existence?!

THEY WERE WRITTEN BY HE SAME PERSON, TOO

he murders a bunch of children with a laser sword

imagine being at a class reunion like, yeah remember hot tom? i heard he made all of his friends get ugly matching skull tattoos and call him a really ugly french name and also I heard his nose is gone. weird.

I didn’t realize this was about harry potter for a second

honestly the doof warrior is killing it post-apocalyptically career wise??? everyone else is huffing spraypaint and flinging themselves to their firey explosive deaths in highspeed chases and he just has to decide at what point in it all a tasty riff would be most appropriate. like 100 war boys die every minute on the wastes and he probably had that gig for years. you can tell he’s having a good ass time. this is why extracurriculars are important

Bring back arts programs in public schools so that your child can grow up to be a well-adjusted, well-rounded, and creative adult with thrilling but more importantly, secure, job opportunities after modern civilization falls.

Don’t let this go unnoticed. The fact that lgbtap marriage is legal is absolutely something to celebrate, but so is this

Jesus fucking christ

fyi https://twitter.com/porliniers/status/614471114769739776

It gets better - he said it was okay for him to draw this because one time the Simpsons drew the family as the cover to The Beatles Abbey Road

buddy cop movie with hayley atwell and idris elba as unlikely partners and dwayne the rock johnson as the bakery owner who witnesses a violent crime in the alley behind his shop and has to be protected

Can we swap the bottom right square for ‘Was pushed over the edge’? I hear that a lot with this shit.