Unus Amor

me to a straight couple: so who’s the ant and who’s the dec? 

They really need to make capri sun packs bigger.  I’m not fucking 7 anymore.  I am a grown man.  All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it. 

im just a simple blogger, i wake up at 4 am to tend to my meme crop, i dont want any trouble

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.

‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life

teachers who leave stray marks on the board when they’re erasing it are out of control and need to be stopped