Ruben Whitter

It would have been nice to have a parent or two. In my next life I think that's something that I will probably want.

Bro tip: people will be more upset at what they can't get away with more than they are upset that other people have their own minds, but they'll probably still find a way to be upset.

When you're committing to the same negativity you claim to be against 💀

When people talk at you rather than to you and realize that you have a whole life without them 💀

It would be cool if people new to my life wouldn't self segregate in to 'colleagues' and 'fans' and just remained 'friends'

Goodbye cruel world! Like, literally.

"The internet isn't working" is the new "Tumblr is down" for 2023.

Do I pay attention to these scammer thot accounts or ignore them cos they keep on coming. LITERALLY NO PUN INTENDED 💀

Lmao I'm in a house share right now and some dude just asked me for a DVD and I'm like are we in 2006?! Lmaoooo

I just want bubble tea lol