sarcasm’s all i fuckin’ got!

For a 50 year old man to survive multiple days of torture and fight through a gun battle. He should be feeling it lot worse. I'm looking for some angst hurt comfort of Michael De Santa fics plz. Any recs? 🤲

Pre-Ludendorff: Mike gets hurt from a small score so both T and M have to lay low. Trev gives him some strong painkillers and weed. And they both watch one of Mike's cheesy movies. Meanwhile, Trevor wants Mike's attention but Mikes always seem to look away.

Trevor sneaks up on Michael

GTAV Animated Michael De Santa Character Sheet

Where Lamar properly meets Michael. Also bringing up that rumor that Michael was Franklin's sugar daddy.

Pre Ludendorff Another drunk bender

Found some blinkie makers and made some michael blinkies

michael de santa? more like michael de slut

Michael de santa the man that you are ...

Practicin Chibis to make some charms ~

Gross old men augh

(inspired by @nevergonnasimpyoumikey work "Ugly Things")

SABRINA CARPENTER Espresso (Official Music Video)