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HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES

out of all the things my posts have ever been tagged as, this is the worst

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if you havent played portal 2 yet you have no excuse not to now

and hey if you havent played the original yet get both games for literally 24 more cents than you would pay for just portal 2

Ice Level Ready

nice save

Cole is building my computer and I just walked in to see this bullshit

i just spent half an hour digging in my blog to find these pics bc i gotta know who this is and what this series is

“We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.  I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.” [x] And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

Ai is savage playing Mario Odyssey… (☆)