it's good to be king

Wow, naked. You are very naked right now.

Not used to it are you?

"Um… Hello?"

"Hello"

Does that smile mean you’re happy to see me?

Oh of course, only for you dear Elizabeth.

Is this seriously what you do in your spare time? Try covering yourself. Nobody wants to see you half-naked.

I'm pretty sure all the girls cheering at me want to see me even more naked.

I get that a lot.

Maybe you'll meet a girl. Of course *magically appears at dorm like wow magic bazam*

Hopeless romantic.

You should start getting used to it, what if a girl wanted to see the movie with you?

Yes please but dont laugh at me if I close my eyes.

I'll try not to.

Of course we can, wanna watch that new zombie movie?

I know, I know. I've heard it all before.

I did nothing wrong.

"Oh, sarcasm duly noted." She says before shaking her head and trying to walk away from the conversation.  

What's wrong with you?

You should listen to me and Jennifer more then.

Oh god, Ouch. That hurts, you're breaking my heart.

I still can't get over how kind you are.