king cxnt

Cheating on a partner is widely frowned upon, yet everyone loves, and sings along with the Pina Colada song…about cheating on a partner.

me flirting: my, what sharp teeth you have

British websites use biscuits.

if you want something done weird you gotta do it yourself

One day the world will be at a point where their is no one left whose birth year starts with a one

Given how trash moves, Your DNA has already been in places you’ll probably never visit

Most people are ok with suffering, as long as they are not the victims.

The Internet has made people dramatically more cold and okay with hurting those who are not in your tribe, especially young people.

people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes

yes this includes fanfiction, gif sets, edits, etc.

theres this one person who reblogs this post like 20 times a day and then sometimes will also reblog it like 200 times at once and also anytime it appears on their dash they apparently will queue it again too and i just want you all to know that you pissed them off real bad and that should be your sign to reblog art actually. for them

touching grass is not enough i must psychically connect to a mushroom colony

hey guys im still emo just wanted to update u