kindleANDspark

Take care of the Earth!

boost the fuck out of this

this is so heartbreaking but everyone needs to see this 

TEARS

GOALS.

Four Rs, my friend…

why is this so funny bruh lmao

I love her

this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you shut up and play some goddamn mario kart for like five minutes

i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.” 

People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut

Damn.

RATM has become so associated with angry white brogressive men that it’s easy to forget they’re a radical communist band made up of Latinos.

This is what an ally is. Awesome.

For those of you who have read THE RETURN OF THE THIN WHITE DUKE in TRIGGER WARNING, here are the original Amano drawings that inspired it.

"Fifty shades of grey" is considered a romantic story only because the guy is a billionare. If he was living in a trailer or in a shack somewhere in the woods it would be an episode of "Criminal minds".