A Song About Him ~jhanik~

“What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here, anyway.”

“I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T … "

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try!”

“To alcohol! The cause of … and solution to … all of life’s problems.”

"I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?”

Life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

“It takes two to lie – one to lie and one to listen.”

“What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here, anyway.”

“I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T … "

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try!”

“To alcohol! The cause of … and solution to … all of life’s problems.”

"I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?”

Life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

“It takes two to lie – one to lie and one to listen.”