you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

Nothing more powerful than rice/bread with some bullshit

“AI fanfic sounds like it was written by a wattpad 13 year old”? WRONG!!! AI could never replicate the raw self-indulgent mischaracterization and beautifully unrealistic plot holes of an 8th grader discovering her first sad fictional man.

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

if you’re gonna be miserable and sad at least do it while you’re looking at some beautiful trees and the sun is warming your back etc etc #enjoyyoursummer