imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

i want to make a "he should've been at the club" post about hamlet but there's so much controversy about his actual age that i can't while still maintaining any claim to academic integrity

"should hamlet have been at the club", the world's longest unanswered question in the history of academia, still ongoing after 400 years of debate

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

does this work on babies and children?

what is man but an animal playing god?

I lived in Taiwan for a time and I saw monkeys swing on trees 

Who asked

God has granted you the gift of knowledge and yet you shun him

Me, procrastinating my escape from Samsara: Eh, I'll do it next life. Maybe the life after that.

There is not a single game on planet earth worth 70 dollars

N64 games used to cost $60+ in the 90s and took an hour to beat, ya’ll are young ☠️

Nurse he's posting again

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

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Nothing wrong with me

Tumblr 3D you can only view my posts by traversing a dark hallway now

reminder to worldbuilders: don't get caught up in things that aren't important to the story you're writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics

scientists are blowing up rats and shit in a lab trying to figure out how to make an even more refreshing mint, and they’re starting to get there