Inside my brain

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

Season 1: Sending 100 teen criminals down to earth to see if the planet is safe. Season 5: Someone sending 100 prisoners down to earth to see if the planet is safe?

An expertly done three point turn

Weren’t expecting that house

#I have never seen someone nope that hard before

#our house #in the middle of the street

Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS

Me running away from my responsibilities 

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

i’m ban from getting on this ride at my local amusement park because i’m that bitch at the extreme end who gets up from her seat and has her hands in the air

u know ur in too deep when u have dreams abt them

if you non europeans want to know just how weird eurovision is, someone just walked up on the stage, showed his ass and for a moment I honestly thought it was just part of the show