Too Many Signs

About Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn

Aries: Reads everything so fast…

Taurus: Studies carefully and slowly

Gemini: Studies while listening to music, talking, singing, or surfing the Internet

Cancer: Only likes to study with friends or family around

Leo: If they’re interested in having a good grade, they’ll have a good grade

Virgo: Writes down everything they need to know and studies it

Libra: Studies only the day before the exam

Scorpio: Does this silently so nobody actually knows what they’re doing

Sagittarius: Finds it boring. Reads a page and then goes out for a walk

Capricorn: Studies harder than all of the others, gets a great grade

Aquarius: Writes down what they think is important. Most of the time, it wasn’t important

Aries: Modernism // encompassing primitivism, formal innovation, or reaction to science and technology, holding the past in high regard

Taurus: Traditionalism // expression of culture through tradition, the richness of the native language, mythology, and folklore, refusing the imitation of foreign models

Gemini: Stream of Consciousness// Thought processes and interior monologue, hearing of the mind, lack of punctuation, association and free exploration of the mind

Cancer: Expressionism // presenting the world from a subjective perspective, distorting it radically for emotional effect in order to evoke moods or ideas, expressing the meaning of emotional experience rather than physical reality

Leo: Surrealism // uses surprising images and transitions to play off of formal expectations and depict the unconscious rather than conscious mind 

Virgo: Realism // emphasis on actual life, truthful and objective, rejection of heroes, beauty of the banal and familiar

Libra: Transcendentalism // philosophical, emphasis on nature, rejection of society, accepting, concerned with self-reliance, independence from modern technology

Scorpio: Dark Romanticism // supernatural themes, leaning towards imagination and emotion over logic and rationality, exploration of the dark side of humanity, the idea that man is inherently sinful and self-destructive 

Sagittarius: The Beat Generation // rejection of standard values, spiritual exploration, anti-materialism, insight into the human condition

Capricorn: Imagism // poetry based on description rather than theme, and on the motto “the natural object is always the adequate symbol”, a return to more classical values, such as directness of presentation and economy of language

Aquarius: Naturalism // emphasis on objectivity and detachment, tendency to view humans as victims of natural law, philosophical, attempts to apply scientific principles, exposes the dark harshness of life, focusing on human vice and misery

Aries: Hercules, son of Zeus and Alcmene, badass dude that killed and captured like a ton of monsters. He was kind of a jerk tho. Perseus wannabe.

Taurus: Aphrodite, godess of sex and love. Fave hobby: cheating on asshole husband.

Cancer: Hera, godess of marriage and home, she always fixes every family mess but becomes a psychopathic bitch when it comes to her husband.

Gemini: Hermes, messenger god, nervous and talkative, kinda restless. Knows lots of things. Friends with all the gods. But probs doesn’t stand them. Always making fake messages and trolling his bros.

Leo: Apollo, god of the Sun and poetry, probs makes some ugly ass haikus, popular kid of the Olympus, pretty chill but hella dramatic when he wants to.

Virgo: Penelope, Odysseus wife, who faithfully awaited for his return. 108 dudes were coming outta her ass, but she found a way to make them pay (you know, the bow contest and all, lets not even talk about the shroud). Very intelligent and patient.

Libra: Helen of Troy, daughter of Zeus and Leda, she was considered the most beautiful woman of the world, she was married to some guy but she left him for Paris (kinda love her for that).

Scorpio: Hades, god of death, ruler of hell. Watch out if he likes u, he’ll probably abduct you or smth. Has a skeleton kink.

Sagittarius: Eros, has a serious problem with sticking arrows on people and make them fall in love, however he has 1000000000 commitment issues, like seriously, show him a chick and he’ll fly his ass outta there in a sec.

Capricorn: Atlas, literally carries the sky on his shoulders, srsly needs to chill. Tired 24/7 with an ambitious job lmao.

Aquarius: Achilles, this dude is indestructible, but Paris tickles his heel and he drops dead. Just like this guys, they might appear cold as ice, but touch their weak spot and they’ll show you otherwise.