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Brodie let out an idiotic laugh at the sight of Derekâs toy gun and eyed it with fascination. âYo broski I have like a whole box full of those guns in my room, does that mean I have like military level protection? Cooool. We should be like, the campus militia with our weapons.âÂ
âOh fuck, you could be like an NRA spokesperson or something! I went and got my gun now because Iâm pretty sure Obama is trying to replace all guns with pool noodles or something-- I donât know. I only get my news from twitter.â Derek grinned, fist bumping his best friend, âBrooooo, we should start a Director hunting team! Think of the puss itâll get us.â















