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alexaloraetheris

Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.

So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.

alexaloraetheris

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

alexaloraetheris

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

alexaloraetheris

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

jingle-knight

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

awakefor48hours

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

catchymemes

wumbreon

May we all know decadence such as this

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thatlavendergremlin

Galaxies are yurinating...

spotforme

don't say it like that

gauntletqueen

IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

gauntletqueen

GMORNING GIRLIES IT'S YURI DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ellynneversweet

1,372 votes and 251 comments so far on Reddit

Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.

ruimtetijd

evilsoup

Jesus Christ

redstonedust

nobody numa numas like they used to

redstonedust

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

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loveridden1999

dr-gaytorius

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

aboutoriginality

notaplaceofhonour

gaytommykinard

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

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charlesoberonn

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

snellod-goddess-of-snails

Died(?) Century of the Fruitbat, born (???), welcome back Cohen the Barbarian

subaru-copilot

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

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