hella weird, hella queer

daisy duck calling out this patriarchal mess of a society since the 60’s

2015, and this is still painfully relevant.

duckindolans

update!: hey y’all! thank you so so so so much for passing this around and for donating if you did. I’ve managed to work rent debt down to $180 at this point – that’s the lowest its been in months and so i can’t thank you all enough. if you’re able to keep this going so we can drop this burden off i’d be so thankful :) <3

we’re so close!! please boost and donate if you can! anything helps and everything counts!

$125!! rent is due in 4 days we can totally do this. everyone’s been so much help. please keep this going!

#Pfffffffft#People auditioning with monologues from Homestuck#Like you get into the room and they’re like ‘Whenever you’re ready’#And you like take a deep breath and scream HELLO WORTHLESS HUMAN#And then snooty English teachers being like alright class for your assignment you have to analyze John’s aversion to harlequins#Kids staying up late at night because it’s such a pain they have to read Homestuck#Those students who tried to use Sparknotes but found out that just describing the intricacies of the plot was 20 pages long#EVERYONE SKIPPING THE INTERMISSION#And teachers expecting people to read Act 5 overnight even though it’s like hundreds of pages long#All the slang that will now be obsolete and incomprehensible so the students dread reading Dave’s pesterlogs#Fantastic (themusicbeckons)

fangirlinginleatherboots

Lesbian Trickster Goddess

Excuse me, that’s BISEXUAL Trickster Goddess, thank you very much

Me

Me: I want to be like Zendaya when I’m older *is the same age*

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested