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Cody: You wanna know what really turns men on?

Cody: The Coneheads shower scene

#why we were eating ice cream at Braums when he said this i'm dead

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Michelle: you look great in that hoodie

Jake: thanks

Michelle: can't wait to take it off of you ;)

Jake: you wanna wear the hoodie

Michelle: I wanna wear the hoodie

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Michelle: I'm getting us fake IDs

Kilee: to drink?

Michelle: to vote

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We need to

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Jake: gOd you are so clingy!fine I'll let you cuddle me

Michelle: you came into MY bed?!

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Jacob: does anyone have any questions

Kilee: is this legal

Jacob: does anyone have any relevant questions

#oh no #not again

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Kilee: I can't believe we live in a world where you can push a button and a deep web hitman comes and kills you

Michelle: wheres the button

Michelle: wheres the fucking button

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Angel: *carries all the groceries in both hands*

Kilee: *holds out a hand to help*

Angel: *switches all the groceries to one hand and holds kilees hand in the other*

Kilee: that's not what i- ok

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Kilee: I'm sorry I can't stay in the same house with someone that ruined my life

Angel: for fudge sakes I'll buy you more Lucky Charms tomorrow

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And a gallon of milk

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Jake: [clutches a 1v5]

Michelle: superb you funky little nerd

#amazing

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dale: zombies can get very agressive

Dale: so its important we take precautions when approaching

[A few moments later]

Kilee, throwing a lamp at a zombie: GET FUCKED

#lmao

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Michelle: can we stop at McDonald's

Kilee, handing Michelle a half eaten candy bar: we have food right here

Michelle: but I saw dale and Jacob eat some of this too

Michelle: I hate this fucking family

#it works

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Kilee: COME ON JACOB KNOCK EM DEAD

Michelle: THAT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH

Michelle: PLEASE DONT KILL ANYONE, DONT LISTEN TO KILEE

#it was not #kill them bro

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jacob: *pulls out a knife*

The group: oh no

Jacob: *uses the knife to open a box*

The group: phew

Jacob: *pulls a gun out of the box*

The group: oh fuck-

#smh #he did something like this once though

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Jake: Michelle would you do a favor for me?

Michelle: If you committed a murder I would plant my DNA at the scene and state a full confession about how guilty I am. I would do anything for you.

Jake: great can you wash the dishes

Michelle: fuck you and your dishes

#oof

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[Fire alarm goes off in the middle of the night]

[The group rushes out of their rooms]

Jake: Michelle where are you? Are you okay?

Michelle, holding a lit piece of paper under the fire alarm: now that we're all here, who finished my chocolate milk?

#mood

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Kilee: I regret getting you a blender for your birthday

Angel: [sips sandwich] why

#why #but i get it

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Jake: FOUR MONTHS

Kilee: why is jake mad

Michelle: its nothing major. Jake, calm down

Jake: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCH ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS MICHELLE

#lol

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