βreacting to anti-gay ads β sentence starters
a compilation of only some of the iconic quotes from macdoesi.tβsΒ βreacting toβ series. feel free to change the pronouns as needed!
β we throw the god damn cup. β
β i got a big cup because it makes me look smaller. β
β [sarcastically] jesus said the same thing! β
β just put it all in a bag, and then drop it. problem solved! β
β is that trying to be flowers? β
β just go straight to the intolerance please. β
β he knows the homosexual agenda guys, we gotta kill him. β
β my battery is running low, and so is my patience. β
β there are more people with hammer toe. βΒ
β how gay do you feel today on a scale of one to me? β
β tap water made me gay? β
β do you need some tea? β
β moral of the story: donβt drink tap water. 'Β
β iβm too tired and privileged. β
β i donβt even like kids. β
β i just wanna die. β
β burn me up in flames. β
β tag yourself, iβm the broken hotdog. β
β so i see american idol said 'no.β β
β i have many questions right now. β
β we finna not actually. β
β i swear to god, iβve gotten more and more gay. β
β is that a threat or is that a promise? β
β i mean, you can kill me. β
β i am an ORIGINAL, my dad tells me everyday. β
β when do you think iβll get my shit back together? 'Β
β i mean, whoβs not sick of me right? β
β this bitch was expensive. β
β iβm going back to straightdom. β
β iβm gonna judge all i want! β
β i swear to god, i am not that depressed. β
β maybe i am depressed. β
β why do you think iβm so funny? itβs because i hate myself. β
β wow you are depressed! β
β guess whoβs a traitor! β
β my life isnβt that important compared to a book with words in it, i know, i understand, thank you.β
β goodbye pride, iβm gonna be depressed forever! β
β oooh, he has opinions! β
β did i just find my new profession? 'Β
β i read the bible twice so i know exactly what they wanted us to understand. β
β did he just call me stupid? β
β did we hurt your feelings by existing? β
β i hate myself, iβm going to hell! β
β how much was i worth? β
β iβm kind of tired. β
β we gotta find ourselves through jesus. β¦in him, actually. β
β if youβre gonna go with your beliefs, go with them 100%. β
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